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Oh, gosh.

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Hello?

3
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Hello?

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Mr. Donovan?

5
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Mr. Donovan?

6
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What, what are you doing here?

7
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You shouldn't be here.

8
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What are you, what
are you doing?!

9
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Oh! No!

10
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Oh! Oh! Help! Help!

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Oh! Help!

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Help!

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Help!
Help!

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Help!

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What are you doing?

16
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Help! Somebody help me!

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Help me! Help me!
Somebody help me!

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Help me!

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MONK Season 3 Epi. 07
Monk and the Employee of the Month

20
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Over there, over there.

21
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Maybe I should just
buy a TV while I'm here.

22
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What's the matter with the one
you have? / It broke.

23
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All we get is the science channel.

24
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I swear, if I see one more
show about the moon landing,

25
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I'm going to scream.

26
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Yeah, what could be more dull
than the conquest of space?

27
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Exactly.

28
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Hi. Um, we're with the police.

29
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- We're looking for the...
- Dead body?

30
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Take your pick.

31
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We got a whole store full of them.

32
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The police are in the back.

33
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On the loading dock.

34
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Ignore it.

35
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You don't have to pop them all.

36
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Monk, Sharona.

37
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- You having fun?
- No.

38
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- What have we got?
- It's pretty routine,

39
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an industrial accident.

40
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Yeah, her name was Edna coruthers.

41
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The manager says
she was a model employee,

42
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first one here,
last one to leave.

43
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He figured she was checking on
a delivery for a customer and, uh,

44
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42-inch flat-screen TV fell on her.

45
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She was killed instantly.

46
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That's horrible.

47
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Does the TV still work?

48
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Sharona...
the TV just killed a woman.

49
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What are you going to do,
lock it up?

50
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Tired? / Yeah, I was up all
last night with my girlfriend.

51
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Yeah, those imaginary girlfriends
can be pretty wild.

52
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- She's not imaginary.
- Ooh.

53
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- What's her name?
- Crystal.

54
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- What's her last name, Glassware?
- No, it's Smith.

55
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- Do you have a picture?
- Yeah.

56
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- Oh.
- She's pretty.

57
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- Randy, this came with the wallet.
- Yeah, I know.

58
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- She's a wallet model.
- That's sad.

59
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Sharona, she's one of the top five
wallet models in the world,

60
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thank you very much.

61
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Meanwhile, back on earth...

62
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I don't know why the D. A. called you.

63
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We're wrapping up our tent.

64
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There's nothing to see here.

65
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No, no, the D. A. didn't call me.

66
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It was the store security
manager, right?

67
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Yeah, I took the call,
but he didn't give me his name.

68
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Well, there's a reason for that, Monk.

69
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If you knew who it was,
you probably wouldn't be here.

70
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Who was it?

71
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Who's he?

72
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His name's Joe christie.
He's an ex-cop.

73
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Hey, as far as I'm concerned,
he never was a cop.

74
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What'd he do?

75
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He stole some drugs, got a couple
of good cops killed.

76
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Joe christie was my partner.

77
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Just after I left the department,

78
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he was promoted to major narcotics,

79
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and he arrested this dealer named Gutner
with 21/2 kilos of uncut cocaine.

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The drugs disappeared magically.

81
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They never made it to the evidence room.

82
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What about the cops?

83
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Well, without the drugs,
the dealer walked.

84
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He got pulled over a month later
for a routine traffic violation,

85
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and he shot two good cops.
I knew one of them.

86
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I knew them both.

87
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Well, somebody's got to
take his statement.

88
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No, no, no.
Not, not me.

89
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I go near him,
I deck him.

90
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- Fine, I'll do it.
- I'll go with you.

91
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You can tell me all about
Crystal, the famous wallet model.

92
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I can't believe anybody
even hired that guy.

93
00:07:02,097 --> 00:07:05,481
Well, he never was convicted of anything.

94
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So, uh, what, are you going
to pop all of these?

95
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No choice.

96
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You have to press down with your thumb.

97
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Monk, I know how to pop
bubble wrap. Thank you.

98
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Hey, Chandler, Roberto,
get over here.

99
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Start popping these.

100
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- Is there a reason why we're doing this?
- Nope. Just keep popping.

101
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Hey, I really appreciate this.

102
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Hey, he doesn't think
it was an accident.

103
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He says she was allergic to dust,
and she never came back here.

104
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Plus he found this.
It's a heel.

105
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He found it 15 yards from the body.

106
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He thinks she was running
from something.

107
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Nah, it just snapped off and
went flying. I've seen that before.

108
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Did she have any enemies?

109
00:07:56,897 --> 00:07:59,553
Not really, but the store did get
three complaints about her last month.

110
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Yeah, but from three different customers.

111
00:08:01,319 --> 00:08:02,674
They were all anonymous.

112
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- What did they say?
- Nothing much.

113
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Uh, she had alcohol on her breath,
she was rude to somebody...

114
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He wants you to check that out.

115
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No. No, I can't, can't do it.
I can't, I can't work with him.

116
00:08:24,430 --> 00:08:28,597
We're pouring two jigsaw
puzzles out, 500 pieces each.

117
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Now we're mixing them together.

118
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Okay, open your eyes.

119
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Ready...
Go.

120
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- Is he a robot?
- No, he's a person.

121
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Wow. What else can he do?

122
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He vacuums a lot,
and he solves murders.

123
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You could sell tickets to this.

124
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I know, I know.

125
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I want to, but my mom
won't let me.

126
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He's her boss.

127
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Benjy, what are you doing?

128
00:09:01,226 --> 00:09:02,412
He's not a toy.

129
00:09:02,447 --> 00:09:04,529
He doesn't care.
He likes it. Don't you, Mr. Monk?

130
00:09:04,564 --> 00:09:07,285
Oh, yeah. This one's
missing the corner.

131
00:09:10,852 --> 00:09:13,403
Do you think he could do three?

132
00:09:13,438 --> 00:09:15,931
Let's find out.

133
00:09:25,992 --> 00:09:29,754
- Uh-oh. We broke him.
- Adrian.

134
00:09:31,668 --> 00:09:36,126
- Hey, are you okay?
- Sharona...

135
00:09:36,161 --> 00:09:38,597
you don't still have those letters.

136
00:09:38,632 --> 00:09:40,041
What letters?

137
00:09:40,076 --> 00:09:42,995
The letters Joe christie gave us.

138
00:09:43,030 --> 00:09:44,836
I don't know.

139
00:09:44,871 --> 00:09:46,612
That was over a month ago.

140
00:09:46,647 --> 00:09:51,515
27 days.
A month. Close enough.

141
00:09:52,602 --> 00:09:55,769
Hey, it's your lucky day.

142
00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:57,403
They're right here.

143
00:10:07,509 --> 00:10:11,108
- What's he doing now?
- Oh, he's just thinking.

144
00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:14,746
- Want to play video games?
- Good idea.

145
00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:24,319
Morning, Jennie.

146
00:10:32,403 --> 00:10:34,154
Adrian.

147
00:10:35,370 --> 00:10:36,652
I gave up on you
three weeks ago.

148
00:10:36,687 --> 00:10:38,362
Thanks for coming.

149
00:10:40,075 --> 00:10:45,088
Are you not shaking because it's me
or because you still don't shake hands?

150
00:10:48,235 --> 00:10:50,592
Look, for whatever it's worth,
I didn't steal those drugs.

151
00:10:50,627 --> 00:10:51,718
They were never logged in.

152
00:10:51,753 --> 00:10:54,384
I logged them in.
That's all I know.

153
00:10:54,419 --> 00:10:56,759
I thought you, of all people, might
give me the benefit of the doubt.

154
00:10:56,794 --> 00:11:00,032
Look, I'm not here for you.

155
00:11:00,067 --> 00:11:02,283
I'm here for the woman who
was killed on the loading dock.

156
00:11:02,318 --> 00:11:04,874
Well, accordingto the M. E.,
What happened was an accident.

157
00:11:04,909 --> 00:11:09,106
Look, I noticed something about
the letters that you gave us.

158
00:11:09,141 --> 00:11:12,071
They all have different postmarks,
different handwriting,

159
00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:15,979
but they were sent by the same person.

160
00:11:16,014 --> 00:11:16,889
How do you know?

161
00:11:16,924 --> 00:11:19,289
The stamps are from the same roll.

162
00:11:19,324 --> 00:11:22,599
The edges are uneven...

163
00:11:22,634 --> 00:11:27,126
but they fit together
like puzzle pieces.

164
00:11:27,161 --> 00:11:29,696
I'll be damned.
You're still the man.

165
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:32,451
Somebody was out to get her.

166
00:11:33,141 --> 00:11:35,071
Any ideas?

167
00:11:35,106 --> 00:11:36,822
It doesn't make sense.

168
00:11:36,857 --> 00:11:38,111
Edna lived alone.

169
00:11:38,146 --> 00:11:39,224
She never talked to anybody.

170
00:11:39,259 --> 00:11:40,799
All she had was this job.

171
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,928
She was employee of the month
for 11 months in a row.

172
00:11:43,963 --> 00:11:50,052
Whoever did it knew her schedule
and how to lure her to the loading dock.

173
00:11:50,087 --> 00:11:53,118
It has to be somebody here in the store.

174
00:11:54,937 --> 00:11:58,151
That's what worries me.
Can you help me out?

175
00:11:58,967 --> 00:12:01,230
For old times' sake?

176
00:12:01,974 --> 00:12:04,296
Don't say that.

177
00:12:05,754 --> 00:12:07,378
I talked to home office in Sacramento.

178
00:12:07,413 --> 00:12:09,409
I have full authority
to hire anybody I want.

179
00:12:09,444 --> 00:12:11,913
Even if I wanted to poke around,

180
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:14,420
no one's going to talk to me.

181
00:12:14,455 --> 00:12:18,307
What am I supposed to do, just hang out
in the mens wear department all day?

182
00:12:29,431 --> 00:12:32,854
Excuse me, where is the paint thinner?

183
00:12:32,889 --> 00:12:35,006
Aisle two, back of the store.

184
00:12:35,041 --> 00:12:37,837
- Thank you very much.
- Have a Mega Mart day.

185
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,071
When I told home office
about my suspicion,

186
00:12:51,106 --> 00:12:53,921
they decided to beef up security.

187
00:12:53,956 --> 00:12:57,667
The dog is going to guard
the loading dock after hours.

188
00:12:57,702 --> 00:13:00,263
A yellow squirt gun was
found in the break room,

189
00:13:00,298 --> 00:13:02,331
and a three-pack of fish squirters.

190
00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:04,499
That's Brent donovan,
the shift manager.

191
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,374
He's by the book,
he's married to the job.

192
00:13:06,409 --> 00:13:08,005
You know the type.

193
00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,629
Does he know about me?

194
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,794
I'm not sure I trust him.

195
00:13:11,829 --> 00:13:14,513
Yeah. It's hard to know
who to trust.

196
00:13:14,548 --> 00:13:15,974
I didn't steal those drugs, Adrian.

197
00:13:16,009 --> 00:13:17,400
Do you want to hear my
side of the story or not?

198
00:13:17,435 --> 00:13:20,232
No. No, thank you.

199
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,555
- Who are they?
- One is Ronnie, one is Morris.

200
00:13:22,590 --> 00:13:25,236
I forget which is which.
I'm not sure they know which is which.

201
00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,909
I mean, they've been here
a couple of months.

202
00:13:26,944 --> 00:13:29,659
They're not going to last long.

203
00:13:31,766 --> 00:13:36,416
Dear god, you might be
the best employee we have.

204
00:13:42,549 --> 00:13:44,220
Hi, hello. Welcome to Mega Mart.

205
00:13:44,255 --> 00:13:45,711
Thank you for shopping
at Mega Mart.

206
00:13:45,746 --> 00:13:48,177
Hi, hello. Thank you
for shopping at Mega Mart.

207
00:13:48,212 --> 00:13:49,877
Thank you for shopping
at Mega Mart.

208
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,356
Hi, hello. Welcome.

209
00:13:51,391 --> 00:13:53,484
Thank you for waiting.
It is a madhouse today.

210
00:13:53,519 --> 00:13:57,046
I couldn't find them in brown,
but we do have the black.

211
00:13:57,081 --> 00:14:00,353
Hi, hello.
Welcome to Mega Mart.

212
00:14:02,201 --> 00:14:03,817
That is a wide foot.

213
00:14:03,852 --> 00:14:05,432
Thank you for shopping
at Mega Mart.

214
00:14:05,467 --> 00:14:09,027
- Deodorant, aisle 4.
- What?

215
00:14:09,062 --> 00:14:13,256
- Why would you say that?
- No reason.

216
00:14:16,944 --> 00:14:19,291
Thank you for...

217
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:23,336
Okay, well, why don't you
walk around, give them a try?

218
00:14:23,371 --> 00:14:26,421
And we are looking at...

219
00:14:26,456 --> 00:14:29,307
101/2 wide there.

220
00:14:29,979 --> 00:14:34,425
Cleanup on aisle four.
Cleanup on aisle four.

221
00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:36,557
I got it!
I got it. Mine.

222
00:14:36,592 --> 00:14:37,803
Coming through.
I called it.

223
00:14:37,838 --> 00:14:40,991
Coming through.
Excuse me. It's mine.

224
00:14:42,473 --> 00:14:45,048
Who is that man?

225
00:15:05,553 --> 00:15:08,701
What is your problem?

226
00:15:25,138 --> 00:15:27,006
It doesn't have to be perfect.

227
00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:28,734
Well, as long as we're here,

228
00:15:28,769 --> 00:15:30,738
we might as well do the job right.

229
00:15:30,773 --> 00:15:32,874
I said the same thing
when I started.

230
00:15:32,909 --> 00:15:35,104
When was that?

231
00:15:35,139 --> 00:15:37,623
I don't remember.

232
00:15:37,658 --> 00:15:40,478
Did you know Edna coruthers?

233
00:15:40,513 --> 00:15:42,790
Everybody knew Edna.

234
00:15:42,825 --> 00:15:44,634
I hate to speak ill of the dead,

235
00:15:44,669 --> 00:15:46,759
but she was a royal pain
in the rump,

236
00:15:46,794 --> 00:15:49,351
always coming in early,
working late.

237
00:15:49,386 --> 00:15:52,023
She was making the rest
of us look bad.

238
00:15:52,058 --> 00:15:54,415
Did she ever argue or fight
with anyone?

239
00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:57,067
She'd argue with anybody
who messed up her department.

240
00:15:57,102 --> 00:15:59,019
I worked with her
over in housewares.

241
00:15:59,054 --> 00:16:01,941
Everything had to be spic and span.

242
00:16:01,976 --> 00:16:04,419
She was a regular profectionist.

243
00:16:04,454 --> 00:16:07,331
You mean perfectionist.

244
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:14,395
I'm not one, so I can say
it any damn way I want.

245
00:16:20,662 --> 00:16:22,703
Great, okay,
you almost got it.

246
00:16:22,738 --> 00:16:24,422
Just a little bit higher.

247
00:16:24,457 --> 00:16:26,713
All right, buddy, okay.

248
00:16:26,748 --> 00:16:28,332
He's right there,
right there.

249
00:16:28,367 --> 00:16:31,204
You rock.
You rock, dude.

250
00:16:31,881 --> 00:16:35,051
Try for the cheese crackers.

251
00:16:35,086 --> 00:16:36,470
Can't reach it.

252
00:16:36,505 --> 00:16:39,278
- How about chuckles?
- Nah.

253
00:16:39,313 --> 00:16:40,776
Try for the barbecue chips.

254
00:16:40,811 --> 00:16:43,559
Dude, you have longer arms.
Why don't you do it?

255
00:16:43,594 --> 00:16:45,569
What are you doing?

256
00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:47,391
Uh, I, I dropped a quarter.

257
00:16:47,426 --> 00:16:49,107
Donovan's looking
for you guys.

258
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,535
Yeah, well, we're on break.

259
00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:52,606
You already took your break.
If you're not out there in two minutes,

260
00:16:52,641 --> 00:16:54,517
I'm going to report you both.

261
00:16:55,937 --> 00:16:57,647
What a tool!

262
00:16:57,682 --> 00:16:59,198
Who is she?

263
00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:01,290
Jennie silvertool.

264
00:17:01,325 --> 00:17:03,660
She used to be cool. Remember
when she used to cover for us?

265
00:17:03,695 --> 00:17:04,898
Yeah, yeah.

266
00:17:04,933 --> 00:17:07,043
She used to hang out in
the parking lot with us,

267
00:17:07,078 --> 00:17:09,421
- Sipping on some brews.
- What happened?

268
00:17:09,456 --> 00:17:11,000
Maybe she got religion.

269
00:17:11,035 --> 00:17:12,634
Yeah, 'cause, like,
two months ago,

270
00:17:12,669 --> 00:17:17,800
she suddenly started punching in early
and working all late and stuff like that.

271
00:17:30,328 --> 00:17:31,951
Hmm.

272
00:17:31,986 --> 00:17:35,401
Looks like you have
some competition.

273
00:17:42,416 --> 00:17:44,619
This is basically hose central,

274
00:17:44,654 --> 00:17:46,364
so if you got a hose,

275
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,209
this is where it goes.

276
00:17:48,244 --> 00:17:50,984
- Mr. Donovan is very, very...
- Down.

277
00:17:51,019 --> 00:17:54,201
What is it?
What?

278
00:17:54,236 --> 00:17:56,719
- Dude, those are the guys.
- What guys?

279
00:17:56,754 --> 00:17:58,682
The guys who beat me up
in the parking lot.

280
00:17:58,717 --> 00:18:01,850
When was this?

281
00:18:01,885 --> 00:18:04,016
Couple of months ago.

282
00:18:04,051 --> 00:18:06,708
No, wait, it was...
last week.

283
00:18:06,743 --> 00:18:10,022
You know, I was putting the promotional
flyers all over the windshields and stuff.

284
00:18:10,057 --> 00:18:11,775
These two dudes came
up from nowhere,

285
00:18:11,810 --> 00:18:13,297
just started pounding on me.

286
00:18:13,332 --> 00:18:15,582
Beat the bejesus out of me.

287
00:18:15,617 --> 00:18:18,254
- Did they take your money?
- No, man.

288
00:18:18,289 --> 00:18:19,389
They were just beating me up.

289
00:18:19,424 --> 00:18:21,409
Wailing on me, no reason.

290
00:18:21,444 --> 00:18:24,246
And you're sure it was them.

291
00:18:25,757 --> 00:18:30,008
Not 100%.
To be honest with you, at the time,

292
00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:32,309
I wasn't what you'd
really call sober.

293
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:34,870
Dude, it's ancient history.
Don't dwell on it.

294
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,147
Let's take a break.

295
00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:40,121
- I got your back.
- You're right.

296
00:18:53,076 --> 00:18:57,051
You, uh, find everything
you were looking for? / Sure.

297
00:19:04,634 --> 00:19:10,471
- Wouldn't you rather pay cash?
- Oh, yeah. Sorry.

298
00:19:12,595 --> 00:19:15,378
What's going on?

299
00:19:15,413 --> 00:19:20,161
I don't know. She just typed in their zip
code without asking what it was.

300
00:19:20,196 --> 00:19:23,722
She knows them, but she's
pretending not to.

301
00:19:23,757 --> 00:19:24,942
What do you know about her?

302
00:19:24,977 --> 00:19:25,845
That's Jennie silverman.

303
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,638
She's the best employee we got.

304
00:19:27,673 --> 00:19:30,306
They just offered her a management position
at the new store in Livingston,

305
00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:32,181
and she turned it down.

306
00:19:32,216 --> 00:19:36,732
- Why would she do that?
- I don't know.

307
00:19:36,767 --> 00:19:40,384
Maybe she has friends here
she's loyal to.

308
00:19:41,476 --> 00:19:43,532
Those two cops were married,

309
00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:45,860
and one of them had kids.

310
00:19:47,617 --> 00:19:49,786
I'm loyal to them.

311
00:20:41,113 --> 00:20:42,577
I've never seen you this quiet.

312
00:20:42,612 --> 00:20:45,345
What's on your mind?

313
00:20:46,850 --> 00:20:50,501
I'm working on a case.

314
00:20:50,536 --> 00:20:54,062
I'm in a store working undercover.

315
00:20:54,097 --> 00:20:56,188
Mm. Sounds interesting.

316
00:20:56,223 --> 00:21:01,105
It's the Mega Mart
on columbus avenue.

317
00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:03,815
Mm-hmm.

318
00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:05,542
I saw you in there yesterday.

319
00:21:05,577 --> 00:21:07,783
Yeah, I, I sometimes stop
there on the way home.

320
00:21:07,818 --> 00:21:10,266
Why didn't you say hi?

321
00:21:12,202 --> 00:21:14,677
I saw you...

322
00:21:14,712 --> 00:21:16,890
You saw me what?

323
00:21:20,294 --> 00:21:22,745
You stole a granola bar.

324
00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:26,999
You took a bite and you
put it in your pocket.

325
00:21:27,034 --> 00:21:29,434
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Adrian,

326
00:21:29,469 --> 00:21:31,757
that, that really hurts me.

327
00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:34,099
It hurts me, too.

328
00:21:35,406 --> 00:21:37,669
I am not a thief.

329
00:21:37,704 --> 00:21:40,350
I had that bar with me
when I went into the store.

330
00:21:40,385 --> 00:21:43,518
I, I carry them in my pocket all
the time just to keep upmy energy.

331
00:21:43,553 --> 00:21:45,838
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.

332
00:21:46,910 --> 00:21:49,153
So there's, um...

333
00:21:49,188 --> 00:21:50,704
there's one in your pocket right now?

334
00:21:50,739 --> 00:21:53,240
Yes, Adrian, there is one
in my pocket right now,

335
00:21:53,275 --> 00:21:55,966
and I hope I do not have to
take it out to prove it to you.

336
00:21:56,001 --> 00:21:58,968
I, I.../ you know, Adrian,
I see this all the time.

337
00:21:59,003 --> 00:22:02,094
I work with cops,
I work with ex-cops. You...

338
00:22:02,129 --> 00:22:04,616
You see terrible things.

339
00:22:04,651 --> 00:22:05,773
People lie to you.

340
00:22:05,808 --> 00:22:07,668
After a while, you don't
believe anything.

341
00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:10,214
- I, I, I, I, I...
- Adrian,

342
00:22:10,249 --> 00:22:12,341
you're going to
have to make the leap.

343
00:22:12,376 --> 00:22:13,379
You're going to have to trust.

344
00:22:13,414 --> 00:22:15,364
Otherwise, you're going
to be completely alone,

345
00:22:15,399 --> 00:22:18,805
and I hope that that
doesn't happen to you.

346
00:22:24,144 --> 00:22:26,704
You're right.

347
00:22:26,739 --> 00:22:29,435
- I'm sorry.
- All right.

348
00:22:32,329 --> 00:22:35,705
Okay, let's, um...

349
00:22:35,740 --> 00:22:37,860
talk about the case.

350
00:22:40,889 --> 00:22:44,361
A woman was killed in the store.

351
00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:46,835
Officially, it's been
called an accident.

352
00:22:46,870 --> 00:22:48,580
You're working in the store.

353
00:22:48,615 --> 00:22:50,729
Yes. It's going pretty well.

354
00:22:50,764 --> 00:22:54,209
Mr. Donovan, the shift manager,

355
00:22:54,244 --> 00:22:57,104
said he might move me
up to register one.

356
00:22:57,139 --> 00:23:00,945
Mm-hmm.

357
00:23:02,310 --> 00:23:06,865
Oh.
Thank god.

358
00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:15,407
Of course...
I, I knew it.

359
00:23:15,442 --> 00:23:19,494
- I knew it all along.
- Of course you did. Yeah.

360
00:23:33,289 --> 00:23:35,809
You planning a trip?

361
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,730
Excuse me?

362
00:23:38,765 --> 00:23:40,637
Couldn't help but notice

363
00:23:40,672 --> 00:23:42,142
you're taking quinine.

364
00:23:42,177 --> 00:23:45,271
Malaria pills.

365
00:23:45,306 --> 00:23:47,074
- Who are you?
- I'm Adrian.

366
00:23:47,109 --> 00:23:49,026
I know your name. I can see
your name, but who are you?

367
00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:51,719
I'm just a curious person.

368
00:23:51,754 --> 00:23:53,498
It's a gift and a curse.

369
00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:55,320
For example, yesterday,

370
00:23:55,355 --> 00:23:58,906
you were ringing up a customer.
You pretended not to know him,

371
00:23:58,941 --> 00:24:02,025
but you knew his zip code.

372
00:24:03,202 --> 00:24:05,586
I don't know
what you're talking about.

373
00:24:11,047 --> 00:24:12,881
That curiosity of yours...

374
00:24:12,916 --> 00:24:17,047
It's not a gift and a curse.
It's a curse.

375
00:24:27,556 --> 00:24:33,307
Attention, Mega Mart customers!
Door will be closing in 10 minutes.

376
00:25:36,056 --> 00:25:38,047
Good, good, good dog.

377
00:25:38,082 --> 00:25:40,404
You're a fine little fella.

378
00:25:40,439 --> 00:25:43,570
See, here's the, the thing.

379
00:25:43,605 --> 00:25:44,798
I'm working undercover.

380
00:25:44,833 --> 00:25:46,682
There was this woman,
Edna coruthers.

381
00:25:46,717 --> 00:25:49,144
She was killed on the loading dock,

382
00:25:49,179 --> 00:25:52,477
and I think it might have
been premeditated.

383
00:26:04,526 --> 00:26:05,751
Hey.

384
00:26:07,079 --> 00:26:08,403
Where's Adrian?

385
00:26:08,438 --> 00:26:11,598
I don't know.
He said he'd meet us here.

386
00:26:12,426 --> 00:26:16,467
So you want to sit down?

387
00:26:16,502 --> 00:26:18,262
Sure.

388
00:26:20,603 --> 00:26:23,429
Got that information you wanted
on Jennie silverman.

389
00:26:23,464 --> 00:26:24,710
Her adult record was clean,

390
00:26:24,745 --> 00:26:28,586
but she spent some time in juvie.

391
00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:32,896
Uh, age 15, she had minor-league
possession and trespassing,

392
00:26:32,931 --> 00:26:35,536
and at age 16, she stole a car.

393
00:26:35,571 --> 00:26:37,653
I thought juvenile records were sealed.

394
00:26:37,688 --> 00:26:40,838
Yeah, well, there's a clerk
downtown named Ned,

395
00:26:40,873 --> 00:26:45,852
who has four cats and lives with
his mom, and he bought me a drink.

396
00:26:45,887 --> 00:26:47,091
I don't get paid enough.

397
00:26:47,126 --> 00:26:48,659
Monk was right.
You are good.

398
00:26:48,694 --> 00:26:51,843
I'm glad you have his back.

399
00:26:51,878 --> 00:26:54,405
Take care of him.

400
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,849
Can I ask you something?

401
00:26:57,884 --> 00:27:01,117
What was he like as a cop?

402
00:27:01,152 --> 00:27:03,732
I remember the day we met.

403
00:27:03,767 --> 00:27:06,989
I walked down the hall to shake his hand,
this was, you know, back

404
00:27:07,024 --> 00:27:08,541
when he was shaking hands.

405
00:27:08,576 --> 00:27:11,135
And there were seven detectives
lined up outside his office

406
00:27:11,170 --> 00:27:12,635
just waiting to run cases by him,

407
00:27:12,670 --> 00:27:15,889
just to see what he thought,
just to pick his brain.

408
00:27:15,924 --> 00:27:17,697
I learned more from
Adrian monk in two days

409
00:27:17,732 --> 00:27:21,864
than I did in the two years
that I was at the academy.

410
00:27:22,617 --> 00:27:23,902
Were you there when Trudy...

411
00:27:23,937 --> 00:27:27,340
Yeah, yeah, I was there
when he got the call.

412
00:27:27,375 --> 00:27:30,444
He was laughing
when the phone rang,

413
00:27:30,479 --> 00:27:33,444
and he never laughed again.

414
00:27:37,595 --> 00:27:38,504
Where is he?

415
00:27:38,539 --> 00:27:42,274
The last I saw him, he was in the
shoe department putting boxes away.

416
00:27:42,309 --> 00:27:44,249
- He's putting boxes away?
- Yeah.

417
00:27:44,284 --> 00:27:45,777
Oh, god.

418
00:27:45,812 --> 00:27:49,378
I think we better start ordering.

419
00:29:02,721 --> 00:29:03,798
Oh, it's the store.

420
00:29:03,833 --> 00:29:06,145
Well, ask him what's keeping him.

421
00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:07,893
Hello?

422
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:14,401
Randy?
What the hell is...

423
00:29:16,702 --> 00:29:19,742
- Come on.
- What? /- Come on.

424
00:29:28,663 --> 00:29:31,328
Hey!
Over here! Over here, huh?

425
00:29:31,363 --> 00:29:32,802
Huh? Fresh meat.

426
00:29:32,837 --> 00:29:35,514
Fresh meat!
Come on! Come on!

427
00:29:38,932 --> 00:29:39,992
Are you okay?

428
00:29:41,074 --> 00:29:43,755
Sure. I think so.
Joe, are you okay?

429
00:29:43,790 --> 00:29:45,228
I'll live.

430
00:29:45,263 --> 00:29:47,129
He must have got out of
the loading dock.

431
00:29:47,164 --> 00:29:48,939
Or maybe somebody let him out.

432
00:29:50,317 --> 00:29:53,025
Thank you.

433
00:29:53,060 --> 00:29:54,769
Forget it.

434
00:29:58,573 --> 00:30:02,227
Hey...
He saved your life.

435
00:30:03,019 --> 00:30:05,720
Maybe you can return the favor.

436
00:30:13,135 --> 00:30:15,067
So you two are pals again?

437
00:30:15,102 --> 00:30:18,290
I just, I just want to give him
the benefit of the doubt.

438
00:30:18,325 --> 00:30:20,083
He is a dirty cop, Monk.

439
00:30:20,118 --> 00:30:22,038
Maybe. Maybe.

440
00:30:22,073 --> 00:30:23,195
Are you wearing cologne?

441
00:30:23,230 --> 00:30:25,356
Yeah, Crystal got it for me.

442
00:30:25,952 --> 00:30:28,426
Hey, captain,
you ever met Crystal?

443
00:30:28,461 --> 00:30:30,728
No, I can't say that I have.

444
00:30:31,187 --> 00:30:33,981
We were supposed to go
out to dinner last week,

445
00:30:34,016 --> 00:30:35,554
but she canceled
at the last minute.

446
00:30:35,589 --> 00:30:38,711
- She wasn't feeling well.
- Mm-hmm.

447
00:30:38,746 --> 00:30:40,235
Maybe you blew
her up too much.

448
00:30:40,270 --> 00:30:43,248
She's not a balloon.
Oh, that's right.

449
00:30:43,283 --> 00:30:47,065
- She's a living, breathing wallet model.
- Here we go.

450
00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:51,626
Internal affairs division,
case number 922.

451
00:30:51,661 --> 00:30:54,108
Detective lieutenant Joseph christie.

452
00:30:55,352 --> 00:30:56,712
What's, what's this?

453
00:30:56,747 --> 00:30:58,773
That, my friend, is the evidence room.

454
00:30:58,808 --> 00:31:00,202
Bin number four.

455
00:31:00,237 --> 00:31:02,694
That's where your pal said
that he put all of the cocaine.

456
00:31:02,729 --> 00:31:05,345
As you can plainly see,
bin number four is empty.

457
00:31:05,380 --> 00:31:08,839
Okay, wait. Some of these items were
sold at a police auction / Yep!

458
00:31:08,874 --> 00:31:10,848
- a few days later?
- That's routine.

459
00:31:12,059 --> 00:31:15,974
Three televisions, one boy's
bicycle, two computers.

460
00:31:16,009 --> 00:31:18,300
So?

461
00:31:18,335 --> 00:31:22,353
Wait. Wait. Look.
Look.

462
00:31:22,388 --> 00:31:24,102
Look at this bicycle.

463
00:31:24,137 --> 00:31:25,675
Well, that's a girl's bike.

464
00:31:25,710 --> 00:31:27,687
There's no metal bar.

465
00:31:27,722 --> 00:31:31,585
But when it was sold
two days later,

466
00:31:31,620 --> 00:31:33,476
it was a boy's bike.

467
00:31:34,028 --> 00:31:37,039
Somebody added that metal tube.

468
00:31:37,074 --> 00:31:39,542
Do we know who bought
that boy's bike?

469
00:31:41,115 --> 00:31:42,582
Yeah, it's right here.

470
00:31:42,617 --> 00:31:45,746
Item 422, boy's bike,
sold to Clara toplin.

471
00:31:45,781 --> 00:31:47,544
Toplin.

472
00:31:47,579 --> 00:31:50,703
Clara toplin used to be the
properties clerk here.

473
00:31:50,738 --> 00:31:54,807
She quit about four years ago.

474
00:31:56,337 --> 00:31:58,721
That's right.

475
00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:11,497
It's four years old, but
the residue's still there.

476
00:32:11,532 --> 00:32:14,463
It tests positive for
cocaine hydrochloride.

477
00:32:14,498 --> 00:32:16,686
Guess you should have gotten
rid of the bike, Clara.

478
00:32:16,721 --> 00:32:19,788
I was saving it for my grandson.

479
00:32:19,823 --> 00:32:21,926
You're under arrest.

480
00:32:26,853 --> 00:32:29,102
Joe...

481
00:32:29,137 --> 00:32:31,925
I don't know what to say.

482
00:32:33,759 --> 00:32:35,565
I'm sorry.

483
00:32:38,030 --> 00:32:39,995
That's a good start.

484
00:32:45,537 --> 00:32:47,142
Come on.

485
00:32:55,013 --> 00:32:57,207
You don't want to wipe that off?

486
00:32:58,936 --> 00:33:02,365
No.
I don't.

487
00:33:03,681 --> 00:33:05,397
Let's get back to work.

488
00:33:11,564 --> 00:33:14,449
Well, this will come as no
big surprise to anybody,

489
00:33:14,484 --> 00:33:20,530
but our employee of the month
for the second straight month is...

490
00:33:20,565 --> 00:33:22,358
Drum roll, please.

491
00:33:23,738 --> 00:33:27,027
It's Jennie silverman.
Well done, Jennie.

492
00:33:27,062 --> 00:33:31,372
And as winner, Jennie will enjoy
another month of special privileges.

493
00:33:31,407 --> 00:33:36,114
the employee of the month parking spot
right in front of the main entrance,

494
00:33:36,149 --> 00:33:38,716
of course, the Mega Mart mug,

495
00:33:39,253 --> 00:33:46,757
the, uh, gift certificate for dinner for
two at the lobster barrel on 17th street.

496
00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:49,680
Good only on weekdays and
does not include lobster.

497
00:33:49,715 --> 00:33:53,154
And the winner's plaque,

498
00:33:53,189 --> 00:33:57,599
which will be on display right at the
main entrance for the entire month,

499
00:33:57,634 --> 00:34:02,641
which should inspire all of us
to reach deep inside us

500
00:34:02,676 --> 00:34:06,013
so we can find it,
the best inside us

501
00:34:06,048 --> 00:34:09,283
so we can do the best.

502
00:34:10,826 --> 00:34:15,765
Well said. / Didn't Edna die
at the end of last month?

503
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,591
Yeah, that's right.

504
00:34:19,621 --> 00:34:21,171
Here we go.

505
00:34:21,206 --> 00:34:22,773
I can't believe I found this.

506
00:34:25,307 --> 00:34:29,137
This is the performance chart
from last month.

507
00:34:29,924 --> 00:34:32,008
See, Edna was out front.

508
00:34:32,043 --> 00:34:33,883
She would have won.

509
00:34:33,918 --> 00:34:36,717
You're not suggesting that
somebody was killed because of this.

510
00:34:37,949 --> 00:34:40,237
You're saying Jennie silverman
committed cold-blooded murder

511
00:34:40,272 --> 00:34:42,191
just so she could be
employee of the month?

512
00:34:43,407 --> 00:34:44,994
Why?

513
00:34:46,761 --> 00:34:48,823
I don't know.

514
00:34:54,157 --> 00:34:58,511
As employee of the month,
she gets a ceramic mug,

515
00:34:58,546 --> 00:35:01,969
dinner for two at the
world-famous lobster barrel,

516
00:35:02,004 --> 00:35:03,349
and a plaque.

517
00:35:03,384 --> 00:35:05,841
And, of course, the thanks
of a grateful nation.

518
00:35:06,929 --> 00:35:09,528
Do you really think there's
something here worth killing for?

519
00:35:09,563 --> 00:35:11,746
Oh, yes. It's here.

520
00:35:11,781 --> 00:35:13,894
We just can't see it.

521
00:35:15,883 --> 00:35:16,801
What do you think?

522
00:35:16,836 --> 00:35:18,651
I think Edna was obviously
killed for this mug.

523
00:35:18,686 --> 00:35:20,484
Really? / No.

524
00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:22,690
Well, maybe it's made out
of gold and painted over.

525
00:35:22,725 --> 00:35:25,045
Joe...

526
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,581
Hey, you said try 300
theories until one fits.

527
00:35:27,616 --> 00:35:28,624
I said that?

528
00:35:28,659 --> 00:35:31,033
Yeah, I remember everything
you ever said, god help me.

529
00:35:31,068 --> 00:35:32,369
It wasn't about the mug.

530
00:35:32,404 --> 00:35:33,700
What's next?

531
00:35:33,735 --> 00:35:35,320
Dinner for two at the lobster barrel.

532
00:35:35,355 --> 00:35:36,786
Tell me about the lobster barrel.

533
00:35:36,821 --> 00:35:38,128
It's a family place.

534
00:35:38,163 --> 00:35:39,590
It's noisy, there's a million kids.

535
00:35:39,625 --> 00:35:41,093
You wouldn't last five minutes there.

536
00:35:41,128 --> 00:35:44,269
It's got a great all-you-can-eat buffet
with seven different kinds of shrimp.

537
00:35:44,304 --> 00:35:47,340
They got jumbo shrimp, batter-dipped
shrimp, tempura shrimp...

538
00:35:47,375 --> 00:35:49,928
Okay, stop telling me about
the lobster barrel.

539
00:35:49,963 --> 00:35:51,938
Barbecue shrimp../Stop!

540
00:35:51,973 --> 00:35:53,007
What's next?

541
00:35:53,042 --> 00:35:55,190
89 cent plastic commemorative plaque.

542
00:35:55,225 --> 00:35:56,426
Would you kill somebody to get this?

543
00:35:56,461 --> 00:35:58,148
I'd kill somebody not to get it.

544
00:35:59,189 --> 00:36:01,200
That's it.
That's what she gets.

545
00:36:02,345 --> 00:36:05,890
Except, of course,
for the parking space.

546
00:36:08,785 --> 00:36:10,168
There it is.

547
00:36:20,632 --> 00:36:22,327
Did you see that?

548
00:36:22,362 --> 00:36:23,838
What, the speed bump?

549
00:36:23,873 --> 00:36:26,256
Trucks are always scraping it
when they're loaded down.

550
00:36:26,291 --> 00:36:29,411
I saw Jennie's van scrape
it two days ago.

551
00:36:30,092 --> 00:36:32,185
You're right.
I've seen it, too.

552
00:36:32,220 --> 00:36:35,960
But the first time I saw her,
in the morning,

553
00:36:35,995 --> 00:36:38,498
the van didn't scrape at all.

554
00:36:38,533 --> 00:36:41,894
You remember a vehicle not
scraping on a speed bump?

555
00:36:41,929 --> 00:36:43,312
Damn, I've missed you.

556
00:36:43,347 --> 00:36:47,807
Her van is always heavier
at the end of the day. Why?

557
00:36:47,842 --> 00:36:51,027
- It's loaded down.
- With what?

558
00:37:00,323 --> 00:37:01,846
Oh, my god.

559
00:37:01,881 --> 00:37:03,419
Do you remember her two friends?

560
00:37:03,454 --> 00:37:06,542
They were buying
shovels and drill bits.

561
00:37:06,577 --> 00:37:08,583
There's a sewer grate
right under the van.

562
00:37:08,618 --> 00:37:10,052
It was loaded down with dirt.

563
00:37:10,087 --> 00:37:12,438
They're digging into the vault.
They're robbing the bank.

564
00:37:12,473 --> 00:37:14,131
She wanted that parking space.

565
00:37:14,166 --> 00:37:15,801
That's what this whole thing
has been about.

566
00:37:15,836 --> 00:37:18,280
Monk, I've been looking for you.

567
00:37:18,315 --> 00:37:19,711
Mr. Donovan, where's Jennie?

568
00:37:19,746 --> 00:37:21,712
Never mind Jennie. You're
supposed to be in housewares.

569
00:37:21,747 --> 00:37:23,200
There's inventory piled up...

570
00:37:23,235 --> 00:37:24,577
This is police business.
Do you understand?

571
00:37:24,612 --> 00:37:26,791
My partner asked you a question.

572
00:37:27,893 --> 00:37:29,616
Was that an earthquake?

573
00:37:32,346 --> 00:37:34,444
They blew the vault.
It's going down now.

574
00:37:34,479 --> 00:37:37,238
That makes sense. First of the month.
The bank's probably loaded with cash.

575
00:37:37,273 --> 00:37:39,191
- What are you talking about?
- I'll call it in.

576
00:37:39,226 --> 00:37:40,760
No, no, no. They'll
never make it in time.

577
00:37:40,795 --> 00:37:42,158
Joe, I need a gun.

578
00:37:42,193 --> 00:37:43,947
Sporting goods, aisle seven.

579
00:37:47,129 --> 00:37:51,538
Gun? / What the hell is going on in here?
Let's go, go, go!

580
00:37:52,561 --> 00:37:55,273
Hey!
Hey, Ronnie, Ronnie.

581
00:37:55,308 --> 00:37:56,732
Yes?
Listen to me.

582
00:37:56,767 --> 00:37:58,895
No, man, he's Ronnie.

583
00:37:58,930 --> 00:38:02,060
Yeah, we switched name tags
to see if anybody would notice.

584
00:38:02,095 --> 00:38:04,313
But don't tell anyone, because
it's like an experiment, so...

585
00:38:04,348 --> 00:38:06,022
I'm in a rush here. I need a gun.

586
00:38:06,057 --> 00:38:08,926
Oh, you finally decided to use
your employee discount, huh?

587
00:38:08,961 --> 00:38:11,309
All right, Mr. Monk,
what do you want?

588
00:38:11,344 --> 00:38:12,697
We got these...
I don't care!

589
00:38:12,732 --> 00:38:13,827
Just give me something.

590
00:38:13,862 --> 00:38:14,963
Look, it's a police emergency.

591
00:38:14,998 --> 00:38:15,958
I'll bring it right back.

592
00:38:15,993 --> 00:38:17,408
I just need it for two minutes, okay?

593
00:38:17,443 --> 00:38:18,796
Yeah, that's going to be a problem,

594
00:38:18,831 --> 00:38:22,128
because that's against, like,
a million federal laws and regulations.

595
00:38:22,163 --> 00:38:24,709
Yeah, there's supposed to be,
like, a waiting period or something.

596
00:38:24,744 --> 00:38:26,057
- Please...
- No, but you know what?

597
00:38:26,092 --> 00:38:28,207
We'll get you started on your
paperwork. / No paperwork.

598
00:38:28,242 --> 00:38:31,680
No, no, no. No paper...
No, / I'll be right back.

599
00:38:31,715 --> 00:38:35,881
It's.../ Stay off the glass there.
I just washed that.

600
00:38:35,916 --> 00:38:38,381
What the hell were you doing in there?

601
00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:40,937
- This stuff's heavy.
- Good.

602
00:38:40,972 --> 00:38:42,796
Good. Heavy's good.

603
00:38:44,119 --> 00:38:46,467
If it was up to us, dude,
you could totally have it,

604
00:38:46,502 --> 00:38:49,093
but, uh, Mr. Donovan's been
riding us a lot lately.

605
00:38:49,128 --> 00:38:52,013
Yeah, like yesterday, when we
were in housewares...

606
00:38:52,048 --> 00:38:53,191
For the love of god,

607
00:38:53,226 --> 00:38:54,977
it's Jennie silverman!
She's getting away.

608
00:38:55,012 --> 00:38:58,159
Oh. Oh, it's for Jennie?

609
00:38:58,194 --> 00:39:00,739
Yeah, we both had the same thought.

610
00:39:00,774 --> 00:39:02,437
Jennie's a real tool.

611
00:39:02,472 --> 00:39:04,331
Yeah, but, man, this is not the answer.

612
00:39:04,366 --> 00:39:07,257
- Whoa!
- Morris...

613
00:39:07,292 --> 00:39:09,832
- He's Morris.
- Ronnie...

614
00:39:09,867 --> 00:39:11,102
give me the ammo.

615
00:39:11,137 --> 00:39:13,170
Okay, okay.
Calm down, man.

616
00:39:15,245 --> 00:39:18,077
Yo, it wasn't even loaded.

617
00:39:18,112 --> 00:39:20,059
I quit.

618
00:39:28,859 --> 00:39:31,485
It's loaded!
Get back!

619
00:39:47,972 --> 00:39:50,038
Loud.

620
00:39:51,870 --> 00:39:53,845
Get out of the car!

621
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,162
Away from the vehicle!

622
00:39:55,197 --> 00:39:57,185
Put your hands up where
I can see them! Hands up!

623
00:39:57,220 --> 00:39:58,963
Hands over your head,

624
00:39:58,998 --> 00:40:01,208
you in the driver's seat!

625
00:40:06,222 --> 00:40:09,019
Detective Joe christie,

626
00:40:09,054 --> 00:40:10,312
welcome back.

627
00:40:11,457 --> 00:40:14,651
We could sure use you.
Congratulations.

628
00:40:16,092 --> 00:40:17,902
Thank you, brother.

629
00:40:17,937 --> 00:40:20,755
I wouldn't be here if
it wasn't for you.

630
00:40:20,790 --> 00:40:22,928
You'll be next.

631
00:40:22,963 --> 00:40:24,568
She's right.

632
00:40:24,603 --> 00:40:27,291
And when you make it back,

633
00:40:27,326 --> 00:40:28,336
I get to ride with you.

634
00:40:28,371 --> 00:40:33,218
Hey! Sharona, captain, everyone,
could you all come with me, please?

635
00:40:33,253 --> 00:40:34,262
Everybody, come here.

636
00:40:34,297 --> 00:40:35,845
I want to show you guys something.

637
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,797
- What is it?
- Crystal. She's downstairs.

638
00:40:38,832 --> 00:40:40,186
Why didn't you tell her
to come up here?

639
00:40:40,221 --> 00:40:41,168
She couldn't stay.

640
00:40:41,203 --> 00:40:43,524
She's flying to Aruba
for a photo shoot.

641
00:40:43,559 --> 00:40:45,969
- So sad.
- There she is.

642
00:40:46,004 --> 00:40:48,484
- Where?
- In the taxi.

643
00:40:50,042 --> 00:40:52,488
- Hey! Crystal!
- It's so pathetic...

644
00:40:52,523 --> 00:40:55,331
- Huh, she's waving.
- Goodbye, Randy! I love you!

645
00:40:55,366 --> 00:40:58,811
- I miss you already.
- See?

646
00:40:58,846 --> 00:41:01,174
Where are you going?
She's right here!

647
00:41:02,766 --> 00:41:04,667
What?

648
00:41:04,702 --> 00:41:08,473
Oh, come on. She was just...
I swear to god, she was just here!

649
00:41:08,523 --> 00:41:13,073
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